We lost 14 straight. Then we had a game rained out and it felt so good we had a victory dinner.

I was the worst hitter ever. I never even broke a bat until last year when I was backing out of the garage.

I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.

You just can't imagine the kind of guy he was without seeing him play. He was a circus, a play, a movie, all rolled into one.

I don't want to throw him nothing. Maybe he'll just get tired of waiting and leave.

When Neil Armstrong first set foot on the moon, he and all the space scientists were puzzled by an unidentifiable white object. I knew immediately what it was. That was a home run ball hit off me in 1933 by Jimmie Foxx.

I want to thank all my teammates who scored so many runs and Joe DiMaggio, who ran down so many of my mistakes.