A kid once said to me "Do you get hangovers?" I said, "To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.

Daily papers in England used to have an entire page of the paper dedicated to what the Beatles had done the day before.

In my life so far, I have discovered that there are really only two kinds of people: those who are for you, and those who are against you. Learn to recognize them, for they are often and easily mistaken for each other.

A kid once said to me "Do you get hangovers?" I said, "To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.

Reading's the only thing that allows you to use your imagination.

If you think you are too old to rock 'n roll, then you are.

It will be funny in about 10 years.