The tragedy of marriage is that while all women marry thinking that their man will change, all men marry believing their wife will never change.

Anyone can write one book: even politicians do it. Starting a second book reveals an intention to be a professional writer.

When old men decided to barter young men for pride and profit, the transaction was called war.

In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well.

I store away my experiences and don't feel really happy until I've found a way to write about them.

The tragedy of marriage is that while all women marry thinking that their man will change, all men marry believing their wife will never change.

Capitalism is the exploitation of man by man. Well socialism is exactly the reverse.