The tragedy of marriage is that while all women marry thinking that their man will change, all men marry believing their wife will never change.

I store away my experiences and don't feel really happy until I've found a way to write about them.

Capitalism is the exploitation of man by man. Well socialism is exactly the reverse.

The tragedy of marriage is that while all women marry thinking that their man will change, all men marry believing their wife will never change.

Writers are frequently asked why they wrote their first book. A more interesting answer might come from asking them why they wrote their second one.

Anyone can write one book: even politicians do it. Starting a second book reveals an intention to be a professional writer.

The factory workers say that it's impossible to do anything right. If you arrive five minutes early you are a saboteur; if you arrive five minutes late you are betraying socialism; if you arrive on time they say, Where did you get the watch?