I've got a great life. It's a shame the work gets in the way of the golf, really.
Your money is like your willy, it only grows if you play with it
Children give life a reason to be - they make life.
I haven't danced since 1973; I'm too old.
The trouble when you die is that everyone says you were nice. I would like to be thought of as genuinely nice. I would like there to be people who can honestly say: "Len! Oh yeah, there was more good than bad in him.
I come from a broken home. My parents split up when I was nine. Everyone gave me a good wallop. But I come from a time when you just put up with that, you got on with things rather than sitting moaning about them.