I've got a great life. It's a shame the work gets in the way of the golf, really.

I always think of a show like a plant - a little pruning now and then keeps it healthy, but you shouldn't pull it out and chop the roots up.

Your money is like your willy, it only grows if you play with it

I come from a broken home. My parents split up when I was nine. Everyone gave me a good wallop. But I come from a time when you just put up with that, you got on with things rather than sitting moaning about them.

I won't eat anything I can't spell or wouldn't tread in.

Obviously you can't please everyone. I'm sure some people say, 'Bloody old Len Goodman gets on my nerves.

I'm passionate about old people because I am one myself.