Basically, anything a sexual predator might do to woo a small suburban girl, I was trying.
No one wants to see a tattoo on a stomach.
Part of being a feminist is giving other women the freedom to make choices you might not necessarily make yourself.
But I want to tell my stories, more than that, I have to in order to stay sane.
At a brunch potluck, I realize that I do, in fact, hate everybody.
I have never been a physically engaged person. Like, I was not an athletic kid. I was the kid who came up with a thousand excuses not to take a gym class. Even now, if I could, I would do all my work from bed.