You don't need to be flamboyant in your life to be flamboyant in your work.

I thought I wanted to be a journalist or a novelist.

I always imagined that having a baby is something that I'm going to keep in a private place, but maybe my curse is that all I'm going to want to do is tell everybody about what my birth process was like and what my children's nightmares are.

I think what people really hate is to be caught by surprise by criticism.

I have to remind myself that when you exercise, there is a natural calm that comes from knowing that you did something with your body that day. Actually going and working out makes everything else easier and better.

I probably I went into my room alone [when I was six] and I was just like, how have I even, how can I even continue on this earth with this terrible, terrible knowledge [about sex].

I never sort of thought of myself as a comedy writer, by nature.