I probably I went into my room alone [when I was six] and I was just like, how have I even, how can I even continue on this earth with this terrible, terrible knowledge [about sex].

It is really funny how even cool chicks are sort of like, 'Our moms covered that feminism thing and now we're living in a post-that world,' when that just isn't true.

At a brunch potluck, I realize that I do, in fact, hate everybody.

It’s interesting to see how other people react to an oversharer.

Guys warning girls not to fall in love with them is so truly douchey that it should have a higher success rate.

I think that as our country becomes more tolerant as a whole of certain things, hopefully becomes more tolerant, there's a way that certain kinds of bullying will be passe and unacceptable.

I always thought the saddest feeling in life is when you're dancing in a really joyful way and then you hit your head on something.