We're the last f - ing people who have a f - ing opinion on what you should do with your body. Anything that makes your day easier, as long as you're not feeding your baby crack in milk, is really good by us.

My uncle's a lawyer and I remember going to see him in court and thinking, 'That's cool, too bad I could never be a lawyer.'

I was raised on the internet.

I'm not great at dating, but I need to do it to relax.

It's not that I don't want to hear about that [blow job] stuff, I just want to hear about it immediately. And I want to hear about it on more comfortable terms.

I hate to be the person that's like, "We're doing something that's never been done before."

I never sort of thought of myself as a comedy writer, by nature.