The people accusing me of being productive don't know how hard it is for me to just bend my elbow sometimes.

Throughout the day I often ask myself, Could I fall asleep right now? and the answer is always a resounding yes.

For me, my life goal is to be in a position where I can wear pajamas 24 hours a day. That's what makes me happy.

You know, I always think of myself as sort of ready for every criticism.

I probably I went into my room alone [when I was six] and I was just like, how have I even, how can I even continue on this earth with this terrible, terrible knowledge [about sex].

Mine's [fans] a lot of like weird guys in prison. So I don't need to answer them.

I can’t imagine a passionate affair with a native man