I always thought that if you had any real proximity to famous people, that your obsession with famous people, would wane is some way. Like, I wouldn't want to deep google Matthew McConaughey's early relationships for hours before I go to bed. And it's just gotten worse.

Guys warning girls not to fall in love with them is so truly douchey that it should have a higher success rate.

You can't give any exciting speech without misremembering things.

I know that when I am dying, looking back, it will be women that I regret having argued with, women I sought to impress, to understand, was tortured by. Women I wish to see again, to see them smile and laugh and say, It was all as it should have been.

I actually didn't enjoy being a child particularly at all even though I had nice parents in a comfortable place to live. Just because I was too confused in generating too many answers for myself that just scared me more.

When I graduated college I had a series of just humiliating jobs that I couldn't believe I was at.

I thought I wanted to be a journalist or a novelist.