I took "Forever" [by Judy Blume] to the bathroom to read [when I was eight] and then I heard my mom coming so I stuck it under the toilet and went running out. And I went back later to check for it. And it was gone.

I’m not super thin, but I’m thin, for like, Detroit

Instagram what you think is funny and exciting and try not to include any animal abuse!

I learned about sex pretty early when I was, I remember, my friend Amanda DeLauro explained it to me when I was six and then I went home and I told my parents, "Oh my God, Amanda said this ridiculous thing, can you believe how stupid this is? She's insane.

You should always go where there is a 'you-shaped' hole in the world.

I never sort of thought of myself as a comedy writer, by nature.

My parents were very supportive when I was growing up and have been all the way through.