I have an internal protectiveness where it's like, if it comes to just me, as frightened as I am of losing someone I love or things going sour or simply being alone, there is a dark place in my brain where I'm like, It could happen and I'm okay, I'm prepared.

I have a playlist of farts on my phone.

'Dredd' was a weird, little, out-of-the-blue thing for me.

Having the tattoo itself is not really for the end result for me. I like having them done.

I could quite happily run a florist or a bake shop.

Getting older and having kids, you learn how to become less serious about it all.

I worked in Tesco's staff canteen because I fancied a boy on the tills. I served him his lunch in a hairnet and tan tights. Not just that, of course - I had a lovely white onesie.