I do what I do; I cant control who thinks what.

Sometimes it's a bizarre, fairly cold, and horrifying thing to be a parent.

Nothing I do is by design. It's always the result of a happy accident. I didn't have a career plan. It has just become the way it is. It's all good fun.

I'm just going to stay single forever. I could never live with anybody ever again.

I worked in Tesco's staff canteen because I fancied a boy on the tills. I served him his lunch in a hairnet and tan tights. Not just that, of course - I had a lovely white onesie.

Since being quite young, I've had a very strong sense of independence and survival. As a child, I was on my own two feet emotionally.

As a child, I was on my own two feet emotionally.