Sometimes it's a bizarre, fairly cold, and horrifying thing to be a parent.

I've never directed before, so I need to make sure that people know that I can. The movie that I've written, 'The Sophisticates,' is a... small ensemble comedy and I hope it's charming and funny.

I hate being looked at. Can't stand it. I know, I know - I picked the wrong career.

Having the tattoo itself is not really for the end result for me. I like having them done.

I carry about eight lip balms: Burts Bees, Rosebud Salve, Eos.

I'm just going to stay single forever. I could never live with anybody ever again.

Nothing I do is by design. It's always the result of a happy accident. I didn't have a career plan. It has just become the way it is. It's all good fun.