Football is not played on paper, it is played on a pitch. This game is not mathematics and in football, two plus two very rarely equals four - it's usually three or five.

A hobby is only fun if you don't have time to do it.

I adore the game, but wouldn't be interested in being the England coach in a million years.

Football is not played on paper, it is played on a pitch. This game is not mathematics and in football, two plus two very rarely equals four - it's usually three or five.