Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer.

The fellow who laughs last may laugh best, but he gets the reputation of being very slow-witted.

Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely not accidental that there are a thousand novelists, essayists, poets or journalists for each humorist. It is a long, long time between James Thurbers.

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong.

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait

Happiness, in the ancient, noble sense, means self-fulfillment—and is given to those who use to the fullest whatever talents God … bestowed upon them.

First-rate people hire first-rate people; second-rate people hire third-rate people.