You understand people better if you look at them-no matter how old or impressive or important they may be-as if they were children. For most men never mature; they simply grow taller.

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer.

Every writer is a narcissist. This does not mean that he is vain; it only means that he is hopelessly self-absorbed.

When in trouble, mumble.

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty.

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them.

The first printed mention of bagels... is to be found in the Community Regulations of Kracow, Poland, for the year 1610 which stated that bagels would be given as a gift to any woman in childbirth.