If a picture is worth a thousand words, please paint me the Gettysburg Address.

If you are going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it.

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong.

The fellow who laughs last may laugh best, but he gets the reputation of being very slow-witted.

Some things are so unexpected that no one is prepared for them.

In the dark colony of night, when I consider man's magnificent capacity for malice, madness, folly, envy, rage, and destructiveness, and I wonder whether we shall not end up as breakfast for newts and polyps, I seem to hear the muffled cries of all the words in all the books with covers closed.

A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead.