Dear Lord, what a madhouse the world is!
The only happy marriages I know are arranged ones.
Where there is a man who does not labor because another is compelled to work for him, there slavery is.
I prefer a good pair of boots to Shakespeare.
We love people not so much for the good they've done us, as for the good we've done them.
Religion reveals the meaning of life, and science only applies this meaning to the course of circumstances.