Neutrinos ... win the minimalist contest: zero charge, zero radius, and very possibly zero mass.
Leon M. LedermanThe physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God.
Leon M. LedermanA theoretical physicist can spend his entire lifetime missing the intellectual challenge of experimental work, experiencing none of the thrills and dangers - the overhead crane with its ten-ton load, the flashing skull and crossbones and danger, radioactivity signs. A theorist's only real hazard is stabbing himself with a pencil while attacking a bug that crawls out of his calculations.
Leon M. Lederman