I'm totally against animal cruelty. I don't have clothes, shoes or bags made from any animal products.
I suffer from arachnophobia. I don't mind the tiny spiders so much, it's the ones with their legs covered in thick hair.
I get road rage. I can't drive because I cuss people out.
I'm not annoying in relationships! I'm great!
I hate the thought of animals being killed just for our pleasure...
I am a whole lot of trouble.