Ive not cooked Christmas dinner since 1982.

As an actor, you never know where the works going to come, so you have to be flexible about it.

I did an O-level in domestic science when I was at school, but on the day of the practical exam, it was a cookery nightmare.

I think I should be a nightclub singer. I love to sing!

I can do basics, but I'm not a proper cook. I can do a roast. I can stick a chicken in the oven with vegetables.

I don't like being shouted at.

Ive not cooked Christmas dinner since 1982.