Charlie didn't want to give up meat and smoking. Now he's gone.
It is actually against the law for a citizen to give money to a terrorist.
Everybody knows if it's on the Internet, some brilliant hacker can get at it.
Life insurance companies are failing to pay out death benefits when they know the person is dead, and they're claiming they don't know.
You never know when the best day of your life is going to be.
I mean, that's more children than died in Hiroshima - and you know, is the price worth it?