There's nothing harder to stop than somebody who wants to believe a miracle.

Men ruin cars. That's one of the things every woman knows.

...he had a fascinating technique of gnawing his cigar from one corner of his mouth to the other, as if his teeth were equipped with trolley tracks, and suddenly grabbing it out and gesticulating wit it before he jammed it back.

More people have been ruined by their upright friends than ever have been by their enemies!

bitterness hardly cares what food it eats.

A city where the Capitol Dome, perforated like a kitchen colander, is the symbol of how secrets are kept.

It's all right to be disillusioned, but you can't be disillusioning.