It turns out that there is something that can compete with free: easy.
The life I should be living had been mislaid through some clerical error by the cosmic bureaucracy.
It's a terrible thing for a book, when you feel like you're supposed to like it.
If there's a single lesson that life teaches us, it's that wishing doesn't make it so.
Though the funny thing about never being asked for anything is that after a while you start to feel like maybe you don’t have anything worth giving.
His whole personality was like an elaborate joke that he never stopped telling.