Give a man food, and he can eat for a day. Give a man a job, and he can only eat for 30 minutes on break.

Give a man food, and he can eat for a day. Give a man a job, and he can only eat for 30 minutes on break.

It's true that all men are pigs. The trick is to tame one who knows how to find truffles.

We have nothing to fear but fear itself. That, and those great big furry spiders.