I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then

You would have to be half-mad to dream me up.

It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.

Can you do Division? Divide a loaf by a knife - what's the answer to that?

I confess I do not admire naked boys. They always seem to me to need clothes, whereas one hardly sees why the lovely forms of girls should ever be covered up.

Still she haunts me, phantomwise, Alice moving under skies Never seen by waking eyes.

Twenty thousand thieves landed at Hastings. These founders of the House of Lords were greedy and ferocious dragoons, sons of greedy and ferocious pirates... Such, however, is the illusion of antiquity and wealth, that decent and dignified men now existing, boast their descent from these filthy thieves, who showed a far juster conviction of their own merits, by assuming for their types the swine, goat, jackal, leopard, wolf, and snake, which they severally resembled.