Then you should say what you mean," the March Hare went on. "I do," Alice hastily replied; "at least--at least I mean what I say--that's the same thing, you know." "Not the same thing a bit!" said the Hatter. "You might just as well say that "I see what I eat" is the same thing as "I eat what I see"!

"The horror of that moment," the King went on, "I shall never, never forget!" "You will, though," the Queen said, "if you don't make a memorandum of it."

Speak roughly to your little boy and beat him when he sneezes! he only does it to annoy, because he knows it teases!

Soup of the evening, beautiful Soup!

If you’ll believe in me, I’ll believe in you.

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.

While the laughter of joy is in full harmony with our deeper life, the laughter of amusement should be kept apart from it. The danger is too great of thus learning to look at solemn things in a spirit of mockery, and to seek in them opportunities for exercising wit.