Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

She [Alice] went on "And how do you know that you're mad?" "To begin with," said the Cat, "a dog's not mad. You grant that?" "I suppose so," said Alice. "Well, then," the Cat went on, "you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags it's tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad."

Well that was the silliest tea party I ever went to! I am never going back there again!

My view of life is, that it's next to impossible to convince anybody of anything.

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise.

It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.