Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?" "That depends a good deal on where you want to get to." "I don't much care where –" "Then it doesn't matter which way you go.

Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.

How puzzling all these changes are! I'm never sure what I'm going to be, from one minute to another.

The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday-but never jam today It must come sometime to jam today, Alice objected No it can't said the Queen It's jame every other day. Today isn't any other day, you know

Where should I go?" -Alice. "That depends on where you want to end up." - The Cheshire Cat.

Alice thought to herself, 'Then there's no use in speaking.' The voices didn't join in this time, as she hadn't spoken, but to her great surprise, they all thought in chorus (I hope you understand what thinking in chorus means--for I must confess that I don't), 'Better say nothing at all. Language is worth a thousand pounds a word!