Every story has a moral you just need to be clever enough to find it - the Dutchess

I mean, what is an un-birthday present?" A present given when it isn't your birthday, of course." Alice considered a little. "I like birthday presents best," she said at last. You don't know what you're talking about!" cried Humpty Dumpty. "How many days are there in a year?" Three hundred and sixty-five," said Alice. And how many birthdays have you?" One.

Beautiful soup! Who cares for fish, game or any other dish? Who would not give all else for two pennyworth of beautiful soup?

To the Looking-Glass world it was Alice that said 'I've a sceptre in hand, I've a crown on my head. Let the Looking-Glass creatures, whatever they be, Come and dine with the Red Queen, the White Queen, and me.

When I used to read fairy-tales, I fancied that kind of thing never happened, and now here I am in the middle of one!

Can you do Division? Divide a loaf by a knife - what's the answer to that?

Somehow it seems to fill my head with ideas - only I don't exactly know what they are!