"It's very good jam," said the Queen. "Well, I don't want any to-day, at any rate." "You couldn't have it if you did want it," the Queen said. "The rule is jam tomorrow and jam yesterday but never jam to-day." "It must come sometimes to "jam to-day,""Alice objected. "No it can't," said the Queen. "It's jam every other day; to-day isn't any other day, you know." "I don't understand you," said Alice. "It's dreadfully confusing."

We haven't any and you're too young.

Oh, 'tis love, 'tis love that makes the world go round.

I have proved by actual trial that a letter, that takes an hour to write, takes only about 3 minutes to read!

Which way you ought to go depends on where you want to get to.

Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it.

Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.