Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?
I'm very brave generally,' he went on in a low voice: 'only today I happen to have a headache.' (Tweedledum)
"Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly. "I've had nothing yet," Alice replied in an offended tone, "so I can't take more."
I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.
Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.
You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are. If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster.