There ought to be a book written about me, that there ought!

If you do not know where you want to go, it doesn't matter which path you take.

They've a temper, some of them - particularly verbs, they're the proudest - adjectives you can do anything with, but not verbs.

Speak roughly to your little boy and beat him when he sneezes! he only does it to annoy, because he knows it teases!

In some ways, you know, people that don't exist, are much nicer than people that do.

To the Looking-Glass world it was Alice that said 'I've a sceptre in hand, I've a crown on my head. Let the Looking-Glass creatures, whatever they be, Come and dine with the Red Queen, the White Queen, and me.

I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.