Beware the Jabberwock, my son The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!

It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.

Come back!" the Caterpillar called after her. "I've something important to say." This sounded promising, certainly. Alice turned and came back again. "Keep your temper," said the Caterpillar.

It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens (Alice had once made the remark) that whatever you say to them, they always purr.

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

All in the golden afternoon Full leisurely we glide; For both our oars, with little skill, By little arms are plied, While little hands make vain pretence Our wanderings to guide.

Where do you come from? And where are you going? Look up, speak nicely, and don't twiddle your fingers all the time.