Is Life itself a dream, I wonder?
"Well, it's no use your talking about waking him," said Tweedledum, "when you're only one of the things in his dream. You know very well you're not real."
Every story has a moral you just need to be clever enough to find it - the Dutchess
"Well, I never heard it before," said the Mock Turtle; "but it sounds uncommon nonsense."
Yes, that's it! Said the Hatter with a sigh, it's always tea time.
As a general rule, do not kick the shins of the opposite gentleman under the table, if personally unaquainted with him; your pleasantry is liable to be misunderstood--a circumstance at all times unpleasant.