It takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!

I maintain that any writer of a book is fully authorised in attaching any meaning he likes to a word or phrase he intends to use. If I find an author saying, at the beginning of his book, "Let it be understood that by the word 'black' I shall always mean 'white,' and by the word 'white' I shall always mean 'black,'" I meekly accept his ruling, however injudicious I think it.

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

Thy loving smile will surely hail The love-gift of a fairy tale.

But it's no use now," thought poor Alice, "to pretend to be two people! Why, there's ahrdly enough of me left to make one respectable person!

And here Alice began to get rather sleepy, and went on saying to herself, in a dreamy sort of way, 'Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?' and sometimes, 'Do bats eat cats?' for, you see, as she couldn't answer either question, it didn't much matter which way she put it.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.