"Well, it's no use your talking about waking him," said Tweedledum, "when you're only one of the things in his dream. You know very well you're not real."

Yet what are all such gaieties to me whose thoughts are full of indices and surds?

Alice: "How long is forever?" White Rabbit: "Sometimes, just one second."

My view of life is, that it's next to impossible to convince anybody of anything.

If you’ll believe in me, I’ll believe in you.

Must a name mean something?" Alice asked doubtfully. Of course it must," Humpty Dumpty said with a short laugh; "my name means the shape I am - and a good handsome shape it is, too. With a name like yours, you might be any shape, almost.

If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.