There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter. Which luckily I am.

Alice: "How long is forever?" White Rabbit: "Sometimes, just one second."

We're all mad here.

Little Alice fell d o w n the hOle, bumped her head and bruised her soul

It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens (Alice had once made the remark) that whatever you say to them, they always purr.

When I come upon anything-in Logic or in any other hard subject-that entirely puzzles me, I find it a capital plan to talk it over, aloud, even when I am all alone. One can explain things so clearly to one's self! And then, you know, one is so patient with one's self: one never gets irritated at one's own stupidity!

It's a large as life and twice as natural