"In my youth," said his father, "I look to the law, And argued each case with my wife; And the muscular strength, which it gave to my jaw Has lasted the rest of my life."

Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin,' thought Alice 'but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing i ever saw in my life!

Always speak the truth, think before you speak, and write it down afterwards.

A minute goes by so fearfully quick. You might as well try to stop a Bandersnatch!

It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens (Alice had once made the remark) that whatever you say to them, they always purr.

What do you suppose is the use of a child without any meaning? Even a joke should have some meaning-- and a child's more imporant than a joke, I hope. You couldn't deny that, even if you tried with both hands.

Can you do Division? Divide a loaf by a knife - what's the answer to that?