Reeling and Writhing of course, to begin with,' the Mock Turtle replied, 'and the different branches of arithmetic-ambition, distraction, uglification, and derision.

A thick stick in one's hand makes people respectful.

I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then

Soup of the evening, beautiful Soup!

In a wonderland they lie, dreaming as the days go by

If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrariwise, what it is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be it would. You see?

Abstract qualities begin With capitals alway: The True, the Good, the Beautiful- Those are the things that pay!