Yeah, I've mellowed, but not in the sense of liking Radiohead or Coldplay . I don't hate them, I don't wish they had accidents. I think their fans are boring and ugly and don't look like they're having a good time.

I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night.

I'll never have a stylist.

I respect the Stones but their songs are a pile of crap. As for U2, they don’t say a lot or seem like normal persons.

I'm not going around touring the U.S. when I've got nowhere to live.

I'm Liam Gallagher and I'm in Oasis. The whole world is jealous of me. It should be.

Chris Martin looks like a geography teacher.