Not everyone can say, 'I'm going to write a classic today.' If that was the case, we'd all be doing it.

Being a lad is what I'm about.

Chris Martin looks like a geography teacher.

I'm into the girls fancying me and stuff, mad for it.

Everyone knows that if you've got a brother, you're going to fight.

I respect the Stones but their songs are a pile of crap. As for U2, they don’t say a lot or seem like normal persons.

Yeah, I've mellowed, but not in the sense of liking Radiohead or Coldplay . I don't hate them, I don't wish they had accidents. I think their fans are boring and ugly and don't look like they're having a good time.