I don't like jeans with holes in 'em. I like 'em faded.

You've either got it or you haven't.

I've got to be by trees, otherwise I get claustrophobic.

Everyone knows that if you've got a brother, you're going to fight.

I didn't always want to be a dad.

I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night.

I live for now, not for what happens after I die.