I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night.

Being a lad is what I'm about.

If I like something, I get it and I put it on.

I'm into the girls fancying me and stuff, mad for it.

Yeah, I've mellowed, but not in the sense of liking Radiohead or Coldplay . I don't hate them, I don't wish they had accidents. I think their fans are boring and ugly and don't look like they're having a good time.

Chris Martin looks like a geography teacher.

It's nice to do nice things, innit? I'm a nice person, deep down, I do nice things all the time.