I'm trying to be a comedian, you know?

You just get this profound feeling of instability . . . the Earth isn't stable anymore and then it passes and it becomes more infrequent, but I still get it sometimes.

In Los Angeles, it's like they jog for two hours a day and then they think they're morally right. That's when you want to choke people, you know?

I never thought about becoming a professional singer, but I am in touch with Bono about releasing a musical movie. It will be about an Irish band during the '70s who are looking for fortune in Las Vegas. I should play the singer of the band but I don't want to sing in front of anybody.

I have no desire to play King Lear or Hamlet. I never had a grand ambition. I just followed my nose.

I have to make it my job to be careful with my family.

Criminals thrive on the indulgence of society’s understanding.