You know what else is hot?" said a nameless blonde as she put her arm around the one black girl. "What?" "Bisexuals." "Totally. Well, not like real bisexuals who are just sort of your everyday people, but, like, the kind of bisexuals you see in magazines wearing nothing but body paint and kissing both boys and girls to promote a new single." "Totally, totally hot.

They have money and position and Ann has none.It's amazing how often you can be right as long as you have those two things working in your favor.

Oh, sure. Of course, they say now that we’ve got Freud and the motorcar, God is dead.” “He’s not dead; just very tired.

Pastoralia by George Saunders. Possibly my favorite book. Its one of the weirdest books Ive ever read. If Monty Python and Thomas Pynchon had a love child, and it was raised by Frank Zappa on a weird commune, that would be this book.

But the past cannot be changed, and we carry our choices with us, forward, into the unknown. We can only move on.

I will never, ever drink whiskey again. From now on, it's strictly sherry.

Everyone's dying. A little, every day. Make it count.