Because there's nothing wrong with you... that can't be fixed.

But we can't go back. We can only go forward.

They swoon over Tom, who preens for them, bowing, which sets them to blushing and giggling. God help us all.

Live life as if today is your last day living. :-)

Things aren't good or bad in and of themselves. It's what we do with them that makes them so.

I am starting a collection of only right-hand gloves. It’s ever so bourgeois to have two.

If this were a movie, I would bust a secret move so fierce the entire place would be razed to the ground. I'd finish with something snappy like "And don't forget my soda, punk" while I strolled off into the night.