They swoon over Tom, who preens for them, bowing, which sets them to blushing and giggling. God help us all.

You are working up to Mr. Fantastic Fiction levels of Zombie Expert, which is like playing Guitar Hero on some level that actually melts the guitar controller, burning your fingers with searing hot plastic till you scream in pain. Only with words. And zombies.

Just because you're funny doesn't mean you get to be cruel.

Gemma~Was he really looking at me that way? Kartik~What way? Gemma~Like a piece of ripe fruit? Katrik~You'd best be on your guard with him.

Pippa's laugh is bitter, tinged with tears. 'Ha! Why do girls think being beautiful will solve every problem? Being beautiful just creates problems. It's a misery. I wish I were someone else.

Tonight, she went into the woods, and I fear she shall live in the woods of my soul for the rest of my days.

Im a techno moron. I need help just to plug in my video camera.